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El
Toro #1 (P2) - "Habanero" 104Kgs
is the founder of the Running of the Bullshitters and Head Bull
in charge. Since his solo run in the First Annual, he has increased
the size of the herd each year. This wily Toro has "educated
" many new bulls and runners alike. So... Watch your back!!!!!
Run!!!! Slower runners may want to remember - Those horns are SHARP
and are not attractive when inserted up your ass!
El
Toro #2 "Cubanosa" 102 Kgs
is by far the wildest Bull of the bunch, especially when copious
amounts of alcohol have been inserted. (May even be the "Mad
Cow" disease) He's not shy when it comes to showing off his
body, so be sure to ask him for a nipple dance. 2002 will mark his
6th tour of duty as Toro.
El
Toro #3 (Casey) "Bungalero" 91Kgs
claims to be the meanest Bull of the herd. His suave manner
masks his nasty temperament. Not only can he cut you with his horn,
but also with his razor-sharp wit. He's also been notorious for
getting a little fanatical with the boda bag and is the main perpetrator
of many wine stains. This is Bugalero's 4th year as a Toro.
El
Toro #4 (Kristen) "Angelon" 72 Kgs
was our first female Bull, and a sibling to El Toro #1. Be
fearful of this one. Should you piss her off, she'll make you become
part of her Fight Club. She has also been essential in making sure
the Bullshitters run well on game day. 2002 will mark her third
round as a Toro.
El
Toro #5 "Almendrito" 68 Kgs
Almendrito is our most excitable Bull of the herd and she'll be
dressed to kill. Look for this one to move off track. Rumor has
it that she has the ligament of an actual bull from the real Running
of the Bulls. She's also been instrumental in helping to make the
Bullshitters what it is today. This will mark her second year as
a Toro.
2001 marked the first year we actually had six Bulls, so the tradition
must continue. We now must add one new Toro, or 6th Bull to the
herd, which will be bestowed to one fortunate Bullshitter. This
honorary Bull may change from year to year keeping the chief five
Toro's. This Bull will be chosen by this troop, and will be selected
by their dedication to the Bullshitters and/or by their outlandish
behavior from the prior year.
Who will be El Toro #6 for 2004 ?!?
Look for the anouncement soon...
Past
winners of the Honorary 6th Bull Award
2001
El
Toro #6 for 2001: "Vizcaino" 90 Kgs
"Vizcaino" is more like the dubious Bull of the herd.
He's not aggressive, just dangerous. Everyone is uncertain what
he will do . . . including himself. Some of you may have seen him
take his spill off the bar while dancing at La Bodega last year.
(Thank god he saved the pitcher of Sangria on the way down!) Look
for more fashionable moves from him this year in an attempt to return
to the hurd.
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